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QuestionWhat is there left for you in Asgard, you ask? I humbly doubt it would be all shame and guilt and such. I daresay Thor is feeling as much betrayed by Odin's dark little secret as you, sir. Perhaps he's too saddened by your absence to confront Odin. One suspects Thor desires to rule Asgard together with you by his side. He would surely rejoice at your return. We Midgardians as you like to call us will miss you terribly if you return to Asgard but a family should never be apart. Answer

That’s a comforting thought, Midgardian. Thank you.
I assure you it won’t be that way though. I’m far too deep in this mess already. And if I rule beside Thor, I’m sure we would have many quarrels far too often to have an excellent reign together.
Midgard is a start and I’m going to stick with that plan.

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QuestionYour Majesty, usually it is I who play the dominant role but I have the strangest urge to lick your boots. This is not a feeling I understand but I'm willing to go with as long as you'd humor me. Answer

…What are you trying to infer, gray faced Midgardian?

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Question*bows* Sir, what should I do if I am absolutely in love with somebody I can not have? *blushes* I...I am sorry to bother you with this trivial question, Sir. *gazes at the floor, not wanting to make eye contact* Answer

Ah, it’s no bother, soldier. I’m humbled to give advice.
If the person you adore is not taken, go for it. You never know what may happen, but it’s definitely worth a shot.

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QuestionIs being a god difficult? Answer

I’ve been a god all my life, so I do not find it any difficult. Or I may have gotten used to it.
As for any mortal, it’s not just any walk in the park.

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Questionloki have u ever had a crush on some one :D ... (LIKE A HORSE!!!! ahahahahahahah im sorry i had to :) ) Answer

I have, Midgardian.
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A horse sounds obscene.
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Question*pokes you with a fork* Answer

His eyes glass over and he winces. A sound is muffled, but if his mask were off it would sound something along the lines of, “Ouch, stop it.”

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QuestionMy Lord, forgive me for bringing up memories of your brother, which for you now are all too painful. But mayhaps his desire is not to imprison you as much as that of merely having his brother safe, home and loved again? One cannot ignore his fondness for thee... Answer

Perhaps you are correct, Midgardian, but what is there left for me in Asgard? Shame? Humility? Guilt? No one would treat me kindly there ever again.

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QuestionEvery single time I look at your picture offered in the blog I cant help feeling like you are saying. "Oh! Those where exactly the wrong words and now you die" .__. Answer

Excellent mindset, Midgardian, but no one could ever chose the wrong words here whether they upset me or not. I’m all ears.

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Questionhaving "fun" being chained up? >;) Answer

Loki catches eyes with the anon. His face angry. He gives a small shake of the head indicating “no.”

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QuestionYour anons are just beautiful grey-skinned demons <3 Answer

((OOC: They are. <3))

Loki looks up still unable to voice himself. He rolls his eyes and and his body language supposes he laughed.